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Joke of the Day
"How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky? Kick his sister in the jaw."
Next Joke
"Why does the addict avoid going to the bank? Because he suffers from cash withdrawals."
"Porn: It's a load of bollocks."
"You know how if a bear is about to attack you, you're supposed to stand totally still? Your smarter friend that's running just punkd you."
"Fords coming out with heated tailgates. So your hands stay warm while you're pushing it home."
"You never see a church with free wifi. I guess because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works."
"Apple CEO While world is crazy about Apple........ its CEO is crazy about bananas"
"Misinterpreted some rabbit prints in the snow and told my scout troop to look out for babies running at 35mph."
"Today I quit drinking for good now I only drink for evil"
"""Hey Siri, what's your favorite 'Friends' quote?"" ""I'm very bendy"""