63088

Joke of the Day

"If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language? **An American.**"

Next Joke
 
"You seem like the kind of person who always tried to open the wrong side of the milk carton in grade school."
"My science teacher said he was going to show me his transistor. Imagine my surprise when a woman with a penis showed up."
"What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar? BalIslamic"
"Million Dollar Idea ~ A bathroom mirror that takes pictures."
"[Romeo and Juliet as turtles] ROMEO: Death hath sucked the honey of thy breath JULIET: I'm just stuck on my back R: we're turtles, Juliet"
"Dear math, stop telling me to find your X Their not coming back, grow up and solve your own problems"
"""Could you take a couple steps back. I have a nut allergy."""
"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Tentacles."
"What's the difference between Leibniz and the Civil Rights Movement? Leibniz was able to integrate in 1675."
Terms & Privacy