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Joke of the Day

"If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language? **An American.**"

"I've become such a positive person recently, that I only wash my hair with Pantene Pro V bonafidepoo and proditioner."

"I would go to any lengths to find a good measuring tape."

"If a blind girl tells you that you've got a big penis... She's probably just pulling your leg."

"I like my coffee the way I like my women... Anyway I can get them."

"The team that finished first in the local boat race were allowed to keep their boat. Scenes of celebration broke out when they realized they had won the champion ship."

"There is a band called 1023 MB. They haven't had any gigs yet though."

"i like my beer like i like my women in large cups"

"Need to build an ark? I Noah guy."

"No wonder I'm waiting for my Prince His white horse has ended up in the lasagna"