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Joke of the Day
"What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla? My zipper"
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"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved."
"What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram."
"When I go outside in the winter... I like to put my codon"
"I wrote a limerick on a train yesterday There once was a fella named Rick Who started to date this hot chick But brief was romance For tucked in her pants This bitch the whole time had a dick."
"I want to steal someone's phone who has 8000 followers and retweet the fuck out of myself"
"Why can't Jesus eat pizza? Because he doesn't exist."
"What's the difference between a priest and a zit A zit waits until you're 12 before it comes on your face"
"I hate one-dimensional games. They're so linear."
"They say robots are going to replace lawyers... Make sense, they don't have hearts"