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Joke of the Day

"Build a man a fire, he is warm for a day. Light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life."

"How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, or two? One .... or two?"

"Why was number 4 blushing? She saw 2 and 3 halving six"

"My friends think im a magician when I make chocolate disappear... But little do they know, i'v got a few Twix up my sleeve..."

"After seeing a commercial for Toddlers In Tiaras, I realise Darth Vader wasn't the worst parent ever."

"What is the sheeps market called? The Baa-zar."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A Canoe tips."

"What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ? An elephant with an umbrella !"

"What did Hitler say when he was asked where he would like to sit? He said ""Mein Kampfy chair."""

"What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend? When she says she thinks of you like a brother."