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Joke of the Day

"A bug zapper, but for people trying to come into my office."

"ME: I want to take long walks with you. HER: Aww...are you a romantic? ME: No, I don't have a car."

"Old man at the gym just told.me this one. Women asks me:""do you smoke after intercourse?"" I don't know, I haven't looked"

"Two muffins are in a oven... the first muffin says, ""damn it's hot in here."", the second one says, ""holy crap a talking muffin!"""

"A cyclist told me to share the road, so I threw a piece of asphalt at him."

"What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse? Warren"

"What kind of blood does a born loser have? Typo"

"What's the difference between a book and a mexican? A book has papers."

"My child's first name Is going to be look"

"Watching my kids play the Xbox Kinect and it's taking me back to when I was a kid and we had this great game called playing outside."