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Joke of the Day
"it's just so crazy to think that kids born in 14 will be turning 2000 this year"
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"Wife and I go to subway... She says she can't decide between a 12"" or a 6"". I told her get the 6"" sandwich and I'll give you 8 inches after supper"
"How to eat?"
"Donald trump runs for president"
"What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink? A double Manhattan on the rocks."
"Jerk chicken is just regular chicken that didn't let it's daughter go to prom"
"Referring to another employee as a ""gingeraffe""will land you in sensitivity training...no matter how tall and redheaded they are."
"I think it'd be cool to be immortal for a day, just to see what it's like."
"Can we please be straight here- when you hit the wrong key by accident, that is a typo. When you can't spell the word, that is NOT a typo."
"Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do5 Abandon4 Lie3 Cheat2 Abuse1 Forget to start the dishwasher"