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Joke of the Day
"My family tree is a cactus, we're all pricks."
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"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin!"
"Last week, I went to my doctor and told him I was constipated. He told me I was full of shit."
"What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls? Sparky"
"I don't understand why Obama has to give his speeches behind bullet proof glass I mean,I know he's black and all, but I doubt he'll shoot anyone."
"Life without women would be a pain in the ass, literally."
"""Snitches get stitches"" Cute little rhyme.. However I believe, ""Snitches never wake up again"" is more likely to deter snitching..."
"A man goes to the zoo The only animal at the zoo is a dog. It's a Shitzu"
"My dad caught me masturbating the other day. He said ""son, you'll go blind"" I said ""dad, I'm over here"""
"The British Pound? You mean the British Ounce."