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Joke of the Day

"I had an arguement with a philosophy major I told him NO, I don't want avocado on my footlong!"

"Down on yourself for being lazy? Keep in mind the Greeks believed their GODS lived atop a very hikeable mountain and no one went to check."

"Lipstick Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?"

"IF attacked by Clowns ... Go for the Juggler!"

"How does a Chinese cat say hello? Mi Hao."

"Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay? Because it was a freight!"

"What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends :("

"We all have one ginger friend that claims to be ""strawberry blonde""."

"I treat women well cause I'm a real man. Also, if I'm nice to them maybe they'll come over and kill this spider for me"

"While your honesty is refreshing, I am regretfully unable to accept your chat request, IWillDoYouAnally23."