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Joke of the Day
"What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends :("
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"Red head says to blonde - ""I feel so dirty.... ....I slept with a Brazilian!"". Blonde says - ""Oh, you little slut puppy, you! Hey - I forgot....how many is a Brazilian?"""
"Jesus take the wheel ~ Mexicans stripping a car"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ? Anita you like I need a hole in the head !"
"I haven't swam competitively since I was a sperm."
"What kind of house does Fonzie live in? An ""A"" frame..."
"Batman: Introducing, the Robinmobile. Robin: I'm so excited! *curtain opens* Robin: Bruce, that's a car bed... Batman: You're welcome."
"A knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't keep making you knock only to have me keep saying banana over and over again in preparation for the punchline?"
"Paramedics When one medic just isn't enough"
"Do you know why the bike couldnt stand by itself? It was TWO TIRED!!!"