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Joke of the Day
"I wish I grew up during the Great Depression That way every Sunday was soup or bowl Sunday"
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"My favorite quote. ""Deep down, every human being just wants to be remembered."" *anonymous*"
"How do you fit 4 gay men on a barstool? Flip it over."
"A priest and a rabi are walking down the street... And they see a little boy. The priest says,""Hey, we should go screw that little boy."" And the rabi says,""Oh yeah? Out of what."""
"Whoever's job it is to make sure I eat before I drink is fired."
"White House Update: Dick Cheney extends hunting invitation to Trump Nope. Sorry. Just kidding. Edit: buncha scrubs keep downvoting my hilarious joke."
"[GoT Spoiler] Olly really wanted to know how.. Jon came back from the dead, but instead, Jon just left him hanging."
"Whenever I use a racist stereotype, it's blown out of proportion. Just like all the Muslims in the world."
"... You are so stupid that you got hit by a parked car!"
"Plot twist: two birds kill YOU with one stone."