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Joke of the Day

"Somebody parked in my spot and now I'm in the market for a rocket launcher."

"My girl's got the Dubstep of Periods... I'm waiting forever for it to drop"

"What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird."

"Organised a threesome last night There were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time."

"What's an ig? A snow house with no dumper. ^I'm ^so ^sorry. ^Deleting ^my ^account."

"I introduced my friend to my first wife. She said she was actually going to divorce me if I kept calling her that."

"Shopping when hungry means you end up buying food you will regret. Apply the same rule for not being too horny when going to the clubs/bars."

"Why don't most people have classes on Saturday or Sunday? School is for the week."

"What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick."

"What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake? It's not your fault."