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Joke of the Day
"How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag? You take the F out of safe, and the F out of way."
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"It's not much of a tattoo. More of an inkling."
"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long."
"""You missed a spot."" -g"
"What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10? Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one.. *wink*"
"genders are like... genders are like the twin towers... there use to be 2 of them and now its just offensive to talk about it"
"Where did Donald Trump go for dinner last night? Rubio Tuesdays"
"My friends cat just ran across his banjo and was immediately sued by Mumford and Sons."
"If it wasn't for the gutter my mind would be homeless."
"What shark has the most privilege? A great white!"