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Joke of the Day
"Roll call comes for a Mexican bus trip They always seem to be late from missing juan"
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"What do black Eskimos live in? A nigloo."
"What did the donuts do on their date? They glazed into each other's eyes"
"My son said he couldn't sleep last night because of the thunder. I feel bad for locking him out now."
"My girl told me she's depressed. Because of her weight, she suffers discrimination. I told her ""Just ignore them. You're bigger than that."""
"Should I be suspicious if my wife sends me to pick up something she bought on Craig's List just a week after we updated our life insurance?"
"How do Mexican peanuts tell time? cacawatches"
"How are books like dogs? The good ones are hard to put down"
"Just think,,, 20 years ago my television set weighed 350lbs.. And my wife weighed 105lbs ..."
"Government Shutdown: Day 13 Anthony Weiner decides to help. He takes a photo. He tweets. Congress now sees where balls are located."