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Joke of the Day
"Somebody called me pretentious today... I almost choked on my chai latte."
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"Fallout 4 doesn't come out in Japan until Dec. 17th Which is fair because they got the original fallout 70 years before us"
"What do you call a Russian road with a KFC and lots of prostitutes? The Road of Bones"
"How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it."
"Hide and Seek Started a game of hide and seek with my dad 20 years ago. He's the best, where you at Dad?"
"I consider myself very decisive.. I guess."
"How many letters can you wear on your feet? 10 E's"
"Porn Ears? Q: What's the most sensitive part of your body when you're masturbating? A: Your ears."
"How do you spot a modern spider ? He doesn't have a web he had a website !"
"Steelers defense, last night."