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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Udder Destruction. I swear this joke is funnier in person. Try it, trust me. Panty dropper for sure."

"dude are you biting your nails i thought you were vegan"

"I just bought a device that makes my car 95% quieter! It fits perfectly over her mouth."

"I would never want to join the Boy Scouts of America They're just a bunch of BS"

"How do moms in west Virginia know their daughter started her period? Her son's dick tasted like blood."

"Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers."

"The only way I'd want to watch a video of you pouring a bucket of ice water over your head is if you promise you drown at the end."

"I was wondering why I had pentagrams on my palms. Then I remembered: I've been using hand satanizer."

"Hot singles in your area want you to come over and load their dishwasher correctly."

"My grandpa believes he is best friends with Freud. But I keep telling him he is just a Sigmund of his imagination."