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Joke of the Day
"Girls are like league of legends You put in time and money just to get fucked"
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"What do you call a slutty toaster? A crumb dumpster"
"Why is the door knob? Because the key. (ok, i will show myself out)"
"I removed Sean Connery's limbs & replaced them with Daniel Craig's arms & Pierce Brosnan's legs. They formed an unlikely Bond."
"A physicist came knocking on my door... I gave him the No-Bell Prize."
"what do you call a prosecutor on a rape case? a cosby sweater."
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"Just saw an old lady give up her seat to another old lady on the subway...polite or the ultimate shade?"