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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between pussy and parsley? Who the fuck eats parsley?"
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"reggae band i've just started playing triangle in a reggae band. i just stand there and ting."
"BELLHOP: May I take care of your bags? ME: Of course! BELLHOP: [gently applies seven layers of concealer under my eyes]"
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"What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? They both drip when they're fucked."
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