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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between pussy and parsley? Who the fuck eats parsley?"

"What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand? Quatro cinqo."

"I think I need to put my dog on antidepressants I ask him how his day was. His answer is always ""Rough"""

"Me: Can I order the conch fritters please? Waitress: The ""ch"" is pronounced like a ""k"" Me: Okay Bick."

"""Why Isn't The Media Covering This?"" the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media."

"Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb? They love to watch mistakes being made."

"What is the best food to eat after a circumcision? Brissket"

"Theres 365 days until halloween and people ALREADY have their decorations up."

"Domestic violence jokes are in bad taste. They hit too close to home."

"Hot singles in my area have heard about me and are moving to other areas"