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Joke of the Day
"Why do men die before their wives? - They want to."
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"A boy asks his mom, ""Why am I black and you're white?"" She says, ""Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark"""
"A husband says to his wife ""I bet you can't tell me something that will make men both happy and sad."" She says, ""You have the biggest penis out of all of your friends."""
"What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend? I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain."
"Joke: In my intro to archaeology lab, I had a pop-quiz about bones in the human body I couldn't find that humerus either"
"What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending."
"What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine? With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once"
"""haha yeah totally"" - me to cab drivers"
"I like my coffee like I like my minorities... ... I don't."
"Who declared west africa ebola-free? Who declared west africa ebola-free."