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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend is like root(-1) She's the one, but does not exist."

"What does Matthew Shephard hate more than being raped, having AIDS, and being pistol whipped? Camping."

"How do you know Bill Cosby raped the girl The proof is in the pudding"

"Imagine meeting the girl of your dreams and then finding out that she eats spaghetti with a knife."

"Why did the Pakistani cook get fired? He could only cook eggs Sunni side up and, honestly, they tasted like Shi'ite."

"How is it that I always seem to buy the plants without the will to live?"

"Someone should tell North Korea that if you want to nuke someone, you probably shouldn't give them a progress report every week."

"My neighbor's burglar alarm goes off so often that people just ignore it. On the upside, their new plasma TV looks great in my living room."

"SEE IF you can ""unscramble"" the name of this important American from yesteryear in under 10 min: AABRHAM LONCLIN. Go!"

"Hey man, why do you have all these self help books on your floor? I hate my shelf."