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Joke of the Day
"How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but 200 applied for the job."
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"Peter Pan escaped the adult world... ...by becoming an alcoholic. He goes by Peter the Panhandler now."
"Barely amusing Japanese joke Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan? Because in Japan, snakes are hebi."
"Some choices are easier than others: An emergency doctor's appt vs a much needed hair appt. At least if I die my hair will be cute."
"what do you call a gathering of nuns a convent-tion"
"you know what they say about beetroot. you can beat an egg but you can't beet a root."
"I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato."
"Yoshi meets Mario's parents. ""Nice to meet you, it's about time he's been riding me for years."""
"Children of ISIS have been complaining of the heat and the leaders didn't know what to do... lucky for them, they were able to recruit Italian ISIS. credit goes to Jerry Seinfeld for the idea."
"If you like internet jokes, you should see my online bank account."