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Joke of the Day

"I'm throwing a party for people who can't ejaculate Let me know if you can come or not"

"The basketball shot clock was invented in 1954 after a player hid the ball under his shirt for 48 minutes and told everyone he was pregnant."

"I think this Deadpool movie is going to really bring down the house. Having only three walls isn't good for their structural integrity."

"A man walks into a bar Ouch."

"[Jesus at Last Supper] [holds up bread] This is my body [holds up wine] This is my blood [holds up Instagram pic] This was my breakfast"

"I invented a new sexual position called ""The Republican"" where I screw poor people."

"I was so excited when I saw the Nail Polish advertisement Because I want to sleep with this girl from Poland"

"If people who made meth called themselves methematicians it would probably be a more respected occupation."

"First Rule of Thesaurus Club: You don't talk, discuss, converse, speak, chat, confer, deliberate, gab, or gossip about Thesaurus Club."

"What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree? Poll tree!"