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Joke of the Day

"Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches? Because they are in bread."

"I'm not only a workaholic, I drink at home too."

"Pilot: Tower please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck."

"The airport lady at passport control saw I was American & warned me there were no McDonald's past security. I feel very profiled & grateful."

"Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids? Because they must be able to ""dust for Prince"" I'll see myself out now"

"Don't you hate when you are reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles?"

"I was going to tell a joke in chemistry class today but I couldn't think of one. All the good chemistry jokes argon."

"It's sad that we live in a world where we'll add a word to the dictionary if stupid people use it enough."

"Just saw a fat dude lick pizza grease off his shirt so that's the last time I eat in front of a mirror."

"How do we know the Earth was born on April 22nd?"