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Joke of the Day
"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan"
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"What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common? they're both Paris shooters"
"My mother is in the hospital... She's a nurse."
"What happens to male anarchists as they get older? They go from having anti-state issues to having prostate issues."
"Are your parents Laptop memory? Cause you are SO DIMM."
"I've got a kid in Africa that I feed, that I clothe, that I school, that I inoculate for 75 cents a day. Which is practically nothing compared to what it cost to send him there."
"Sometimes I like to pretend I am a cat ...and ignore my wife until it is dinner time"
"What do you call a cappuccino from Dunkin Donuts? A crappucino."
"Easter Weekend Wife: Honey, what's for Easter? Hubby: Same plan as Jesus. Disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday."
"[In the beginning, God created the heavens and earth...] EARTH: yo GOD: what? EARTH: send nudes GOD: *creates Adam & Eve* EARTH: nice"