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Joke of the Day

"Canadian Joke: How was Terry Fox like Hitler? He couldn't finish a race either."

"*speaking to sandwich* honey, I have good news. you're going to have a baby brother! *starts making another sandwich*"

"Thanks to yesterday's chili, I can definitively tell you that there are 242 tiles in this bathroom stall."

"What do, you call a handicapped person with a, vasectomy? A seedless, vegetable."

"it's fun to yell CHEESE! at a group of girls and watch them switch to their Facebook Poses"

"Oh you're a foodie? You like food? Wow you are very unique. Personally I'm a foodie but I'm also a breathie. Love to breathe."

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a plane crash. Who survives? Reposts."

"I don't think a lion would play golf But a Tiger Wood"

"Well, look on the bright side... At least they won't be talking about that gorilla anymore."

"what did the asian german say to that Jew joke that hit the front page ? I Reich"