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Joke of the Day

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa, Not screaming and on fire like his passengers"

"Say what you will about terrorism in Europe At least our planes take off and land at an airport."

"Why did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand store!"

"Did you hear about the new morning-after pill for men? It changes your blood type"

"The people who think Obamacare is failing thought George W. Bush was succeeding."

"Why do black men cry after sex? From the pepper spray."

"I went to see a theatrical piece about puns last night it was a play on words"

"You need a woman whose last name doesn't end in .jpg, .wmv, or .mpg"

"What's the tallest building in the world? A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)"

"Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new ""Stealth Condom?"" A: ""They'll never see you coming."""