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Joke of the Day

"Historic moments in rap. Jay W [username taken] Jay X [username taken] Jay Y [username taken] Jay Z"

"People do not know how to merge into traffic. All you do is yield, look left, close your eyes, and go."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"

"I had an idea for a fighting game.. But turns out, it was tekken"

"What's the worthless piece of skin hanging off the end of a penis? A man."

"Why is it impossible to argue with Trump? Because the Earth's rotation automatically makes a circle jerk out of him"

"How did the farmer find the sheep in the tall grass? Very satisfying."

"According to the most current magazine in this doctor's office, every home in America will have a television by 1962."

"Why didn't the pirate get into the movie? It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

"I always choose a political party with good snacks. Wait, that's how I choose a house party. And it's a dumb way to choose a house party."