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Joke of the Day
"Raise your hands... ...if you have ever had your arms torn off by a wookie."
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"I used to date a girl that played softball... She dumped me because I wouldn't go to second base."
"My wife asked me if I wanted to be cremated after my death Or immediately before."
"three gay guys are in a hot tub [NSFW] when a big blob of semen floats to the surface. one guy says while looking at the other 2 ""ok, who farted?"""
"All night long I dreamed that I was a pumpkin. When I woke up, my sister was pregnant."
"To silence her critics who hail her as Satan, Hillary is set to launch a new post-apocalyptical video game after winning the election! It's called President Evil."
"[sees baby drooling] um excuse me i am a person not a piece of meat"
"Good thing it's Valentines day, cause I woke up with a massive heart on!"
"Why are there whiteboards standing out in each class in school? Because they are remarkable!"
"Nothing like an old high school crush finding you & friending you on Facebook because he needs cows or some shit for Farmville."