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Joke of the Day
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"What becomes packed between periods? School Hallways"
"You can never tell when someone's had plastic surgery. It always looks super real & not weird or awful. You should get some."
"""Dad why do your penis look so different from mine?"" ""Because mine is hard."""
"Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan? Cos they're always pro-Bono"
"DOG 911: what's the emergency? DOG: a boy threw a ball but I can't find it DOG 911: did u check his hand? DOG: of course I checked hiDAMMIT"
"My wife worships me She puts burnt offerings in front of me everyday"
"HP Lovecraft walks into a barn... ...A horse looks at him and says, ""Why the long face?"""
"Homeless guy walking by this bar patio looked at me and said ""I'm your future,"" and I was like ""Sweet, we have a cool beard."""
"how do you make a dog go ""meow""? Freeze it solid then push it through a band saw. MEEEOOW!"