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Joke of the Day
"There's no wrong way to eat a Reeses Tell that to my uncle who used to put them in my underwear"
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"Men in suits look really successful until you find out they work for the men in T-shirts and jeans"
"How would you describe sex with a midget covered in sugar? Short and sweet"
"So a scientist working the Large Hadron Collider lied on some lab reports He's a real Higgs Boso"
"So sorry I hit a nerve. I was actually aiming for a major artery."
"What do you call someone who can't do anything? HR"
"Therapist: so your parents also suffered from depression? Me: no they both liked it"
"David Cameron didn't do much as the Prime Minister of the UK But Theresa May."
"Most Fascinating Part of the Body I used to think the brain was the most fascinating part of the body but then i realized ""pssssh, look what's telling me that"""
"My dealer needed to do laundry so i sold him a dime bag of quarters."