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Joke of the Day
"I like my women just like my wine 10 years old and locked in the cellar."
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"My wife got my daughter a bowl with Dora on it It's adorable"
"Why did the girl walk past her crush twice? He didn't believe in love at first sight."
"What does the Mexican gang member say to the 15 page document? Hey, *essay*!"
"What do you call an American linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, logician, political commentator, social justice activist, and anarcho-syndicalist advocate who doesn't eat ham? NO-HAM CHOMPSKY"
"Black people always name their kids things they can't afford La'Diamond, La'Mercedes, La'Phonebill"
"If you find something wrong with EVERY person you meet maybe it's because you haven't been introduced to yourself!"
"Apparently, changing your profile to ""Flirty, dirty and a little squirty"" gets you kicked out of Christian Mingle."
"Use your whole data plan each month. There are children in China that have no data plan"
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard, i just got laid by a chick."