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Joke of the Day
"Happy New Year! Welcome to 20!"
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"I only have eyes for you. We sold out of skin swaths & teeth a couple hours ago. Last few eyes are in that bucket. (50% off bruised ones.)"
"Highway Driving 101: Left Lane: People in a hurry, People who can drive. Right Lane: Elderly People, Asians, Women, Dogs, Infants."
"What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta."
"You know why Communist Jokes are funny? Because they are Commie-cal."
"*quietly tries to open bag of chips while fiance is reading her wedding vows*"
"What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!"
"How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico? Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin."
"*whispers to businessman sleeping next to me on bus* Sleep tight precious angel"
"I told everyone at the party how much I love MC Escher and I got some weird stairs"