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Joke of the Day
"What make an ISIS joke funny? the execution"
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"How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two."
"(NSFW) What did the haddock get covered in at the fish orgy? SALMONal fluid"
"I don't want to seem desperate after a date so I usually text him 10 years later when he has a wife and kids."
"I save a ton of money on teeth whitening by not smiling."
"What does a neckbeard eat when he is in a Mcdonalds in France? Le Big Mac"
"Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through the campus. ""Do you consider a 1441.Q. high?"" ""Yes!"" ""For the whole basketball team?"""
"They say never go food shopping when you're hungry ... haven't ""they"" heard that ""seven days without food makes one weak?"""
"The Avengers all went for dinner. What did Bruce Banner have? HULK'S MASH!"
"Everything is ""Our Lady"" this & ""Mother Mary"" that. You'd think church people would enjoy Your Mom jokes a lot more."