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Joke of the Day
"How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two."
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"Which of the Himalayas is the shortest?"
"Sometimes I look down at my cleavage and I'm like, ""wow!"" ""That's where the rest of that cookie went!"""
"A Geeky One Why would The Doctor and Storm get along? Because he is the heart of the storm."
"I know the best way to get downvoted. I'll tell you if someone gives me gold!"
"My mom laughed when I said me and my brother Al were gonna build a car out of tacos... You should have seen her face when I drove Al pastor."
"If you're 17 and your 200 year old lover won't turn you into a vampire so you can be together forever, he's just not that into you."
"There are two types of people in this world: 1)People who tried to move an object with their mind at least once 2)Liars"
"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts."
"Jewish Pedophile ""Do you want to buy some candies?"""