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Joke of the Day
"How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two."
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"What is the difference between a duck? Only one of them is syntactically incorrect."
"*wife looks through my phone *divorces me 8 times"
"How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it."
"I just grilled a chicken for 8 hours. And it still didn't tell me why it crossed the road."
"Did u hear about the leper poker game? everyone threw their hands in"
"What does my penis and bus have in common? They're both short"
"How did Jesus stay in such good shape? Cross fit."
"This year, measuring your accomplishments against Lindsay Lohan's will ensure you feel like a winner merely for avoiding the penal system."
"Shirts that say SWAG and YOLO for sale at Walmart. Because dressing like an idiot should be affordable."