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Joke of the Day

"So the other day I tried to bring 2 dead raccoons on an airplane... but the lady at the desk told me a second carrion costs extra."

"How does a butcher introduce his wife? Meet Patty"

"The only thing worse than paying for internet access in a hotel is free wireless that doesn't work."

"God: I made you in my own image. Adam: Your penis looks bigger."

"""As long as you append my name to a quote,... people would buy into it and take it seriously."" - Winston Churchill"

"They say women only use 10% of their anger"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - House Wife Barbie ...dressed in ratty old housecoat; comes with dirty laundry and sink full of dishes"

"Barbie's head is in the refrigerator. Ken swears a ""giant child"" did it. The police shrug and slap handcuffs on Ken and lead him away."

"Usain bolt is very good at running... He had tons of practice trying to escape the police when he was a kid."

"Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn't there'll be a very big splash."