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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet? I don't know but it's e-nourmous."

"If wine is considered the blood of Jesus, I don't blame those romans for killing him. That shit is delicious"

"Why do people walk by and say ""Hi, how are you?"" but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!"

"Terrorist jokes are a good way to make karma They always blow up."

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo ? One is really heavy........ The others a little lighter."

"This one's for all you self-actualized people out there. You know who you are."

"WW2 started from a game of telephone when Hitler said "" I hate shoes"""

"A deer walks into a bar 3 people leave realizing how dangerous a deer in a bar is."

"Did you know that building hospitals next to railroad tracks leads to an increase in the total number of trained doctors?"

"im leavin the united states now that trump is president i am packing my bags and moving to alaska i don't wanna live in this country anymore"