121160
Joke of the Day
"WW2 started from a game of telephone when Hitler said "" I hate shoes"""
Next Joke
"I missed my cake day yesterday. Here's a joke. My life."
"What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque? Dolla Grills, Yo"
"Why do computer programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas Because OCT 31 = DEC 25"
"How does the pope refer to his secret superhero identity? It's his altar ego."
"Doctor: I'm going to listen to your lungs so just breathe normal. Me: Well now you've made THAT nearly impossible."
"Can't wait till bin Laden slips up and checks-in on Foursquare."
"What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops? ""Am I free to ghost?"""
"Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name? Worst. Spy. Ever."
"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High definition Edit: Thanks Reddit for the upvotes, I'm glad you guys finally liked something that I posted. Thanks internet!"