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Joke of the Day
"A blonde walks into a library... No, that's it. That's the joke."
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"My horoscope says I will meet the man of my dreams today. Not sure how my husband will take the news but I'm pretty damn excited"
"What do you do with a Jew with ADHD? Put him in a concentration camp."
"Sorry a remote fell out when you took off my bra"
"What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play? No MAN'S sky!"
"How do you find white shirts on the Internet? Use a starch engine."
"What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called? A *paradox.*"
"What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters? With love and hisses."
"What's the first thing you install on a new computer? The operating system"
"A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. So the bear says to the rabbit: ""do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?"" The rabbit says no. So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit."