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Joke of the Day
"I hate when people say my skirt looks slutty.. Like, who cares if my balls hang out a little?"
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"What's a white racist's favorite food? Klan Chowder"
"mL m^3 gallons quart barrel This post speaks volumes."
"Actual air attendant: ""Secure your mask before helping your kids.if you have multiple, pick the one with the highest earning potential 1st"""
"I saw a motorcycle with a broken windscreen And I thought ""that's not fairing too well."""
"I like to put a banana in a string of hahahahahahahahaha 's No one notices, I dont know why I bother. hahahabananahahaha"
"My door was not working I couldn't handle it"
"Why is the universe expanding? It needs more space."
"""Jared"" from Subway recently posted an image on Reddit of him sucking a minor's penis ... ... he later deleted the image and replied ""Oops, wrong sub."""
"""I can't feel my legs"" --mermaids"