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Joke of the Day

"Reese Whitherspoon may have lost her good girl image but she's still got her overinflated self worth..."

"My cow Rosie won 3 blue ribbons at last year's 4H show so I have pretty high hopes for her at this year's chili cook off."

"I was going to see your comedy but then a critic called it ""Delightful."""

"What do you call a murder committed by a gay person? *homo*cide ;)"

"So a commie, a clown and a crook walk into a bar... ...no wait, they enter a presidential race."

"What sound does a Japanese camera make? ""Crick"""

"A German man and woman are having sex, and an American walks in... The American shouts ""Gross!"" and turns away. The German man looks toward him and smiles, saying ""Danke!"""

"What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon? He wasn't able to stir."

"A Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars... His dad says, ""40 dollars?! What do you need 30 dollars for?!!"""

"What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed? High treason."