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"*knock knock* ""Who's there?"" *knock knock ""I said, 'Who's there?'"" *knock knock ""......Hello?"" ......*doorknob jiggles ""The fuck?!"""

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"Why is the area between the boobs and the ass called the 'waist?' Because you could easily fit two more boobs down there."
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"Why did the BMX date the motorcycle? He was feeling a bit bike-curious."
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