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Joke of the Day
"Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub? So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet."
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"""You run like you're making fun of running."" -my brother"
"Australians have the strongers forearms... since due to their geographical location they have to walk on their hands."
"Once, in 2006, I stayed off the internet for an entire 19 minutes."
"Fun Prank: 1.) Buy 35 coats 2.) Goto the movie theatre 3.) Put a coat on every chair in the row 4.) Relax"
"What do you call a fat physic? A four-chin teller"
"Treating testicular cancer.. takes balls."
"What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college? Bison."
"Have you heard the joke about the kid who was deaf? neither has he"
"Me; Right, some revision? Son: K Me: Start with chemistry? Him: K Me: Periodic table? Him: K Me:What's the symbol for potassium? Him: Dunno"