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Joke of the Day

"Teacher asks a question Teacher: ""whoever answers my next question can go home"" Jimmy throws his bag out the window Teacher: ""who just threw that?"" Jimmy: ""that was me"""

"#MyHomelessSignWouldSay Obama aint the only one who wants change"

"What did the hamburger name his daughter? Patty."

"I have one friend who is very creepy and intense and whenever we take a photo together all I can think is ""this will be on Dateline someday"""

"yo mama joke I got a yo mama joke thats almost as stupid and ugly as yo mama"

"Guy at the gym had ""True Gentleman"" tattooed on his arm. I was about to make fun of him, but he held the door for me as I left. Great guy."

"The first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO"

"Frozen Joke Q: Why can't Elsa hold a balloon? A: Because she might Let it Go"

"What is the difference between pink and purple? About forty years."

"My parents just said they want another child. ""I'd love a sibling!"" I said. ""That's not what we meant."" they replied."