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Joke of the Day

"Why don't witches wear a flat cap? There's no point to it"

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"There's only one thing I hate more that white supremacy. Black people"

"You don't' have to be upset, if nobody notices you You'd make a decent sniper!"

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you fukin' racist."

"Named my iPhone ""Dat Ass""... So now iTunes tells me it's backing ""Dat Ass"" up"

"What do you call a cross between a human and a monkey? A nigger."

"So i picked up this girl the other night... And she was all like ""Put me down!!!"""

"Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed... First favourite is cake."

"Dad, I don't wanna sleep with my little brother anymore! - I know, son, but I already told you that we don't have enough money to bury him."