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Joke of the Day
"Why don't witches wear a flat cap? There's no point to it"
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"When I found out my girlfriend was having a baby my life really changed. specifically my name, address and phone number."
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"Are people in culinary school required to do dessertations?"
"Getting a hard-on is the only way I can get my wife to leave me alone."
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