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Joke of the Day

"What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus? ""Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"""

"Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents."

"Why is a rat and a jew alike? you can find both running through the sewer after a nice hot shower."

"Batteries have a tough life. They're either working or dead."

"I Never Buy Anything Containing Velcro It's all a total rip-off"

"I'm still not convinced that ""the club"" is a real place. Rap songs might as well be about hanging out in Westeros."

"Why do the say ""Amen"" in church but not ""Awoman?"" *Because they sing hymns, not hers!*"

"I watched the African version of ""Man v. Food"", but it was just a half-hour of a guy chasing a gazelle."

"Heard a good joke from a cam model. Which country has the hottest cam bodies? NSFW A. Cambodia. Then she slapped her ass and started masturbating."

"3 Guys in Colorado died protecting their girlfriends. I don't want to hear any girls saying that ALL GUYS ARE THE SAME."