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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors? reptile disfunction"
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"An atom walks to a bar He tells the bartender he lost an electron. The bartender says, ""Are you positive?"""
"If you think Special K is boring, wait till you try Normal K."
"Nervous systems are so reckless They do everything on *impulse*"
"How do you cure a basic bitch? Give her some acid."
"I don't know why people are surprised when I tell them my Grandfather Made it out of Auschwitz. Most of the German officers did."
"I got a dig bick. You that read wrong. That awkward when you read that wrong too. And said 'moment' after awkward. This is awkward."
"People like to say that men and women are alike... But there's a Vas Defrens"
"Why did Kanye blow up the bakery? Because no one man should have all that flour."
"My level of sarcasm's gotten to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not."