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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors? reptile disfunction"
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"A detective tries to find to where his clothes were stolen It was a brief case."
"I heard there's a new movie coming out where an illegal immigrant turns vigilante and battles a child molester... They're calling it Alien vs Predator."
"Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A. From chasing parked ambulances."
"What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ? Both can climb trees, except the piano"
"They used to call them jumpolines... until your mom used one."
"Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he 's married."
"What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs? Names."
"I know so much about cars All I need to see is their headlights and I can tell exactly which way they're going."
"When my toddlers are teenagers I'm going to wake them up in the middle of the night to tell them I'm thirsty"