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Joke of the Day

"I want to open a gay bar in Germany called Pole-Land. You know they'll invade the place."

"How does Pinocchio's father know when his son tells a lie? He just nose it."

"I know lawyers aren't people. They stand in court all day and say ""I object"""

"Wife: I want to see some snow. Me: You might get to see 3 to 4 inches tonight. Wife: I'd rather see snow."

"What is Whitney Houston's favorite coordination? HAND-EYYYYEEEEE-EEEE-IIIII!!!"

"The victim's body was found in the kitchen surrounded by eight empty boxes of cornflakes. Police suspect it was the work of a serial killer."

"Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, Jesus turned it into wine."

"Yeah... I think golf jokes are really sub-par."

"What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl? A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it."

"What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker? Don't poop where you scoop."