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Joke of the Day
"Anyone else feeling solipsistic? No-one?"
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"Lawyer: do you watch people use the bathroom? Defendant: no Lawyer: spell ""ICUP"" Defendant: I-C-U-P Judge: *softly* omg Jury: *whispering*"
"In Heaven, the angels asked God where he would spend his next vacation. Definitely not earth, God said. Last time I went there, I got a girl pregnant and they still haven't stopped taking about it."
"What was Jesus never thankful for? Fridays."
"Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer The first one says to the other one, ""Does this taste funny to you?"" The other one says, ""No."""
"HI? ""The test results came back positive. You have only able to speak in state abbreviations disease"" ME? ""yes"" OH ""sorry it's permanent"" OK"
"Just bought a book ""Jokes about Captain Obvious"". It's full of Captain Obvious jokes."
"What type of store doesn't move? A stationary store."
"why is math book so sad? it has many problems..."
"I have a fetish fetish. Things that turn me on turn me on."