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Joke of the Day

"Once I was Walking And I kept Walking :p That's all how are doing today ? What' time is it at your house ? Are you married ?"

"Q: What are 3 two letter words that say small? A: Is it in."

"You wanna know the best food to eat when sad? Cheerios"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 122, 123, 124!"

"What did the redneck girl say to her father? Get off of me dad, you're crushing my Pall Malls!"

"I just wrote go f*** yourself on a piece of paper and put it in the suggestion box at work."

"What are 5 ""Ms"" from Detroit? GM, Eminem and Michael Moore."

"How Hitler eat a vegetable? He jew it."

"Whenever someone starts checking their phone when I'm talking to them I like to regain their attention by combing their hair"

"John has 400 spiders, he eats 398, what does John have now? Cancer"