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Joke of the Day

"Once I was Walking And I kept Walking :p That's all how are doing today ? What' time is it at your house ? Are you married ?"

"The universe contains protons,neutrons,electrons and morons."

"Just got some good news from my financial planner ...she told me I'd only have to keep working 3 years after I die to afford my retirement."

"Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC? She deleted that email."

"Jokes on reddit are always original and hilarious."

"Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or you're taking sh!t from some @sshole!"

"What do a moving bus and a dead vibrator have in common? You can't get off."

"How does Bono spell ""color""? With or without ""u"""

"Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had not arms."

"Using only a paperclip, taffy, and rubber band, MacGuyver left another shitty tip."