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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 122, 123, 124!"
Next Joke
"Ordered my grilled cheese with tomato. Go hard or go home."
"I feel the same away about the porn industry that I do about the meat industry. They both make great things, but I wish they treated the meat a little better."
"Who is Ed McMahon's favorite Japanese Filmmaker? Hiyooooo Miyazaki."
"*Really attractive person waves at me in their car*-*I wave back enthusiastically*-*realizes they were just putting their visor down*"
"My mom's favorite part of Mother's Day is describing my birth in detail to an 18 year old waitress who is just there to get our drink order."
"Helping my kid memorize a list of cities and accidentally wrote a Pitbull song."
"The only thing I know about women is that they have lots of feelings and they're not afraid to tell you about each and every one of them."
"A millimeter, a centimeter, and an inch jump into a pool but none of them know how to swim"
"Why do SJWs hate dentists? Because they want to make teeth straight and white."