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Joke of the Day

"Why are boxers never late to their fights? Because they have developed very good punch quality."

"Why are atheists poor? because its a non-prophet organisation."

"Always be sure to pay the Priest who performs the exorcism on your property. Or they'll come back and re-possess your house."

"It's in the Smile A boy met a girl.... Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place. Boy (smiling): Why thank you... are you single? Girl: No, I am a dentist."

"Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row? Because they don't believe in the KKK"

"Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10? Because seven, eight, nine."

"Don't you guys just hate it when a sentence doesn't end like you think it pineapple?"

"I'm saving myself for a girl without pepper spray."

"Why do photons travels slower through water? They having a float-on. it very good"

"A British engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan. He is making land mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says prophets are through the roof."